Dang butt...

Mommy dearest, you don't want to read this.  <3

So, early last month I treated myself after work and spent an hour getting myself some butt toys and learning about porn.  YAY.  Well...  That was January.  I've had a nasty case of the runs every few days since then and my butt has hurt too much to use them... and the store takes nothing back after it's left the sore.  DAMMIT.  =/ I have some lovely toys and I can't even use them!!

Hmm...

Well now...  Let's see.  I've got three things to rant about today:

1 - I am now officially unemployed again.
2 - NEED TO UPDATE RESUME a;sdfh;shdfj
3 - Yay pills!

Yay pills? - My period finally finished [I skipped a month >>] so I got started on my BC pills.  They're the progestin-only kind, and they're green, and I have one of those round ones you always see in old stuff with the pill featured in it.  So yay for period control.

One and Two go together - work let me go, so I need to job search, plus I need to update my dang resume >>

Who what where when how?!

I'm sure you're all just dying to know. Well, I'm known as a lot of things on a lot of places... Just to give you some kind of list, here are:

My FA - My OTHER FA - My DA - My SoFurry - My Comic - My Twitter

There's actually quite a bit more, but I'll leave off listing the rest for now.

This is partly for my mother, partly because I need to vent [hence the FUBAR bit up there] and partly because I don't think I've ever really bothered blogging.